The Dixie Dove

August 23, 2016

Ryan Lochte, Lance Armstrong and Michael Phelps Chillin

SETTING-Ryan Lochte's Living Room-

Ryan- It's a bunch of shit man everybody does it they hittin me cause I'm pretty, THAT"S IT. I'm pretty and they are taking me down to pretty up their ratings. Fuck them and so thanks for letting me vent....Lance man...

Armstrong- You know I agree dude that's why I'm here in your castle...still got that baby!

[KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK]

Michael Phelps-DUDES! MY DOGS! See this sweet giant bong? This is what I was hitting back in the day when I went big at first! I came back you can too, I mean you Ryan, Lance... go MMA!....

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