The Dixie Dove

March 30, 2017

Do Folks Care? I Do!

March 24, 2017


President Obama passed the ACA with zero Republican votes and with a far slimmer majority in Congress than Trump has. Yet Trump blames his loss on a 'lack of Democratic support in congress'.

SERIOUSLY-He said that.

Then Trump goes on to say that Obamacare will 'explode' whatever the hell that means, surely he meant 'implode' but, he's too stupid to articulate his own thoughts in the English language. Then 'president' Trump goes on to say that eventually Democrats will join with him and the Republicans to repeal and replace Obamacare...?

Really!? There were more than 30 Republican House members who refused to support Trump's Bill and Trump stopped the House of Representatives from even voting on it because the Republicans who were going to vote for the bill feared a vote FOR 'Trumpcare' would seal their doom in the 2018 elections!

I wonder which 30-40 Democratic House members Trump thinks he can work better with than Republicans?


March 21, 2017

March 18, 2017

I Chuck Berry-From Heaven

Ladies and gentlemen

February 16, 2017

February 10, 2017

Trump was a waay better campaigner than Hillary

Evil as he is, Trump was a waay better campaigner than Hillary. But, even though he convinced people that his bad ideas would work, nobody can actually make bad ideas work. He's going down! He's not building a wall as fast as he is digging a hole. In the end, Trump will wish he'd never run.

February 9, 2017

Trump Travel Ban Shot Down!

Hells yeah! And it's a unanimous vote, even the Republican judge slapped TrumpSkunk down!

Impeachment trial will go the same way!

Trump today, on military procurement...

'I was talking to my pilot, he's a smart guy, he said they're using the wrong equipment, so we gotta look into that.' Research?! He thinks he knows everything because he surrounds himself with lackeys.

You may convince the public that a bad idea will work, but you can never make a bad idea work in reality.

January 30, 2017

Trump is Caesar the GOP are Brutus, "Et tu, Brute?"

I think that there is a reason that the GOP will dump Trump and that is that they have used him all along. For whatever hateful racist reason, Trump became popular. The GOP bought into Trump for the power they sought and now they have the power. The GOP controls both sides of the US Congress and the White House. Trump is the president, but he doesn't really own the office. The GOP congress does. And if they would rather have a president named Pence in the White House, then Trump has given them plenty of ammunition to accomplish that mission. Trump is Caesar the GOP are Brutus, "Et tu Brut?"

FaceBook Jail

I threatened President Excrement on FaceBook (4 days ago) and FB "Blocked" me for 4 days They blocked me from Posting, or "Liking" a post or even sending a Private Message on FB to any of my FB "Friends". That's how they operate. If they deem a comment or post 'out of line' then, the next time you 'engage' with FB, a big BLOCKED message jumps onto your screen and you think you just got a VIRUS. The SCREEN tells you how long you are blocked for and it shows you a clock with the countdown time to when you are released from FB Jail! This is true, I am not at all joking or exaggerating. The 'virus screen' also shows you the specific comment which Facebook deems 'punishable'. My comment was something about 'chewing off Trumps face', clever huh ;).
But the real shit is that FB thinks it's ok to not even allow us to tell a friend, in a 'PRIVATE MESSAGE' that we are fine and we are simply blocked from FaceBook. ALL of my FB 'Friends' should have gotten the EXACT SAME MESSAGE I got during my 'block' when they posted on my page.......
-'Chip Shirley's Page is Blocked Due to a Post That Violates FaceBook Policy'- I had many people ask about my well being when I was 'Disappeared' from FaceBook. The truth is I agree with the reason I was blocked. I have apologized for that post and I don't want to see tha level of baseness allowed on FaceBook. But the way they handled it is a crock of shit.

January 26, 2017

I Challenge Donald Trump to a Duel

Trump can have all the weapons he wants. I will have none, no weapons.
We should stand 12 feet apart.

I will walk away with a smile and he will lie dead and bleeding.

I Challenge Trump to a Duel. I, no weapons, He all he wants and I will make him Die.

Good Morning-Trump is being Impeached!

January 24, 2017

January 22, 2017

Donald Trump Kicks ASS!

Whose ass? When, where, how, we haven't a clue.

But Trump will kick ass, even if it's our's and his own he kicks.

January 20, 2017

Talk and Consequences

Trump talks a great game, it is HUGE, but it is all talk up to this point in time.

Now there is no more room for 'talk' without 'consequences'. Donald J Trump will now be legally obligated to be fully accountable for his performance in his new job as president of this country. This will be the worst night's sleep Trump ever had. If he follows his protectionist rhetoric on trade, the markets will crash.

Goodbye President Obama, We Love You!

You're the best president ever in the history of the entire world and if all people were as good as you and your family we would have heaven on earth!

January 19, 2017

Trump Gets Nuclear Football Tonight

Donald Trump will receive the codes to launch nuclear missiles tonight, feel safer America?

Trump New Product Butt Spray

When Your Butt Stinks, You Need Butt Spray

Will President Obama Push Buttons 'till midnight?


January 17, 2017

January 15, 2017


One bright morning when I was a 12 year old boy living in Sandy Springs GA, my mother June announced to my younger brother and sister and me that we weren't going to school that day. She told us to dress nice and get in the car. We only found out as we were leaving the house that we were going to march in Martin Luther King's funeral procession.
It was a short quiet drive. I don't care for crowds and I was worried that this was going to be a long hard sermon to listen to, but I knew we were doing the right thing. We had mostly grown up in the poorer parts of various southern towns and we were used to both colors of people sharing the streets, but this was an amazing feeling to be the only people of one color we saw in such a large crowd. I wasn't surprised at how warm and comfortable it felt. And I realized immediately what a good idea Momma had to come there.
The entire walk and service seem like a beautiful, if melancholy dream. Never had we felt such an outpouring of peace and goodwill through such sadness. All of us have shared our memories over the years, many times. The whole event passed like a song, but midway through my younger brother, only 8, began fidgeting, being so short he was staring at people's stomachs and bored. Then slowly and quietly, without a word, a tall strong man standing behind Steve reached down and picked him up over his head and gently placed him on his shoulders so he could see. Steve was quietly mesmerized and still says it was the most amazing experience he ever had to be lifted up over the crowd and to watch the whole panorama from his private box.
It was a small piece of heaven on earth that the reverend brought to all of us there that day. My mother and sister and brother and I all agree that was all of our proudest day. Not for anything we've done to help with King's cause, but what we did for ourselves by being there. It changed us. It was a religious experience.
When I see pictures of the good doctor and his statue on the mall, he is very real to me. He is still alive, I'm sure of it.
And I wouldn't be at all surprised if he came back one bright morning.

Does the Election of Donald Trump mean that God is Dead?

January 12, 2017


Trump- "I Love Wiki-Leaks"

Et Tu Trump...