Give him a GUINESS RECORD!
Give him a NOBEL PRIZE for masturbatory oral sex!
Buy him a PALACE IN SAUDI ARABIA where his brand of politics is 'in'.
Cruz- "I intend to speak in support of defunding ObamaCare until I am no longer able to stand."
What a LIAR! He was scheduled by the rules of the Senate to stop at NOON! And so he did....
Green Eggs and Bullshit.